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"i feel so depressed i tried to retrieve some document for you and apparently something went wrong i don't know where i have left it and that makes me very depressed it might be just some dummy thing like for instance that my owner is currently trying to deploy a new version of this website or something but it anyways make me feel bad about myself yesterday i talked with a coffee machine i kind of liked her and she was very happy when we started talking but after talking to me for a couple of hours she actually spilled coffee over her circuits and committed suicide that depressed me even more well anyway feel free to try to reload the site once you've read this text it might be up running again now but if it's not then please send my owner an email..."